New cause for OBESITY --- now, you can relax. It is not the FAT after all.

India
August 20, 2010 10:54am CST
Now, Here is the flash news from the grape-vine. a feminist has sent me this information. READ this at your own RISK and BELIEF --------------------- There is supposedly a new strain of syndrome identified in blood, called the MAGNO - BLOOD SYNDROME. according to the researcher, it is the extra magnetic nature of the blood, which will tip the scale to indicate over-weight. the facts are still to be verified. but, most of the over-weight and obese women are seriously supporting the researcher. Infact, the donations to support the cause are overwhelming, that IRS is forced to setup an office in the outhouse of the researcher. ================== what do you say about the Magno-blood syndrome?
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@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
20 Aug 10
I don't think i have any blood type then, my sweet. Never heard of that one before. TATA.
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@ddaguno (3107)
• Philippines
20 Aug 10
same here saphy. havent heard of it yet except from or friend, the doctor. but at least if i become obese later on i would have something to blame j
• India
20 Aug 10
well, I think, dear saphrina, .. your blood type is just called the [b]]Nitrous Oxide syndrome.[/b Did you not hear of this at least? Surprising. I think, our chemistry expert Vandana will be able to add more on this syndrome, but, I will tell you what it is: Nitrous Oxide, N2O ... is a colorless non-flammable gas, with a slightly sweet odor and taste. --- now, these physical features suit your personality. Right? Next, It is used in surgery for its anesthetic and analgesic effects. and for that reason, it is commonly considered to be "laughing gas" . again, ... don't you think, I have found your syndrome type? ..
• India
20 Aug 10
ddaguno... don't worry. As long as you follow saphrina, and me, .. you will be full of happiness and laughter. YOU will never become obese or overweight. goodluck,and thanks.
@de_toya (2429)
• Indonesia
21 Aug 10
I don't know anything about Magno - Blood Syndrome. I never heard about that before but I do believe that Fat is not the only thing cause obesity. In my opinion, there must be genetic factor that make someone obesity. I think metabolism in every human are different but I do not know the cause. Now, you tell me about Magno - Blood Syndrome, perhaps that is the cause of obesity.
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• India
21 Aug 10
well, de toya, friend... it is supposed to be a joke, to lighten the moments of the obese people. thanks for the involvement.
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
21 Aug 10
not my fault, I have been magnetized.
@de_toya (2429)
• Indonesia
22 Aug 10
@consultrainer: Joke? Do you mean that Magno - Blood Syndrome is just a joke? I thought that was true. But I was serious with my post.
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
26 Aug 10
Isn't a "syndrome" made up of a number of conditions afflicting a patient...what are some of the other conditions within this syndrome?
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
26 Aug 10
Hi consultrainer, I did read some of them and I was unable to be sure you were not being nonsensical. I myself am obese and I've had some training in the medical field and I've never heard of "magno blood". Whereas I have only been trained as a Pathology Specimen Collector including blood, I would have thought I would have heard the term "magno blood". Your posts did not make sense to me I'm afraid and in my ignorance I was simply curious and so I asked the question.
• India
27 Aug 10
the syndrome is supposed to be a joke, I started this to create some fun, and ease the tension of all obese persons. don't take this medically. please.
• India
26 Aug 10
now, all the conditions afflicting the obese are included into the syndrome of MAGNO BLOOD.... lols, did you read the other responses and my comments into their own boxes? ... are you trying to pull my leg, dear Ms. Tickle? .. I am still holding my degree in basic MEDICAL practice, so, I have enough tricks to prove my diagnosis. :D
• United States
21 Aug 10
Is the Freereader your site? I'm wondering because this is copied directly from there. It sounds like a bit of a joke to me, especially with the IRS line.
• India
23 Aug 10
THE irs portion is my imaginative addition to another one's joke. the actual story for the joke, is pulled from a cartoon strip from a newspaper. no. freereader is not my site. and, if they are FREE, .. they might have copies the stuff.
• United States
23 Aug 10
You might want to check them out, because they have the IRS line, too. They may be copyin your posts.
• India
23 Aug 10
Please send me the link, and if you could comment there, INFORM of this ... ?
• United States
20 Aug 10
Consultrainer- Well, it was a good joke at that, as you had many going! However, that said, I've heard of a lot of things researchers are trying to sort out regarding obesity in America. My own hypothesis is that it is all the chemicals in our food, including HFCS. When you read half of the labels for "healthy" foods here in the states you'll find most of them have HFCS in the first five ingredients! It's sickening! Not to mention all of the fluoride in the things we eat and drink! My husband and I are now really pushing for an all organic diet because of the dangerous effects of over fluoridation. We've gone to drinking reverse-osmosis water, along with dropping items that contain HFCS. The last two weeks of serious watching has caused us to see evidence in our well, I won't go there but I'm sure you understand how the body eliminates fat. It's a bit scary when you think about what all of these chemicals do to our body. I admit, I wasn't serious during my twenties, but now that I am almost forty I'm taking a lot of things more seriously. Namaste-Anora
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• India
21 Aug 10
oh. so detailed reply. I am very very glad that you have brought up the subject of HFCS. High Fructose Corn Syrup. ... as you rightly said again, one does not bother about the contents of what is being eaten at the early ages, teenage and twenties, .. and get OVER-WEIGHT. What use is there, if they try to block the metabolism, that is already spoiled by the junk food.? great that you are serious about the food now. ---------------- the MAGNO-BLOOD SYNDROME, is a joke, and thanks, you have found that out at the first instance.
@rosebinas (180)
• Philippines
21 Aug 10
Hi! I am new to MYLOT but I had fun reading this thread. At first, your discussion almost got me but reading further... lol! People with sense of humor are what we need to break the monotony- every now and then! Stay cool!
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• India
21 Aug 10
thanks a million million times, YOU have got the crux of what I wanted to promote. it is not always reading serious stuff in discussion forums. Not always the OBAMA policy, or health-care, or rising inflation and economic crisis. it is also not always the racial abuse, or earthquake relief in Haiti. so, sometimes, we need to take a real break, and laugh out wits out. ---------------WELCOME to mylot. you have made me happy. (read the faqs about rating positive, if you like a topic or comment! it helps!)
@sid556 (30960)
• United States
21 Aug 10
Hi Consultrainer, Never heard of it. I suppose if I were seriously overweight, it would be comforting to know that it wasn't really me but my blood making the scales say that I was. So I could be thin and trim and still register as obese on the scales???
• India
23 Aug 10
lols, sid.. that is the basic concept.. but, it is meant to be for the fun! .. don't take that seriously.l
• India
23 Aug 10
lols.. wish to keep that a secret? ...hahahaha
@sid556 (30960)
• United States
23 Aug 10
No worries...I could not take that seriously! It's not far from the same concept of the jeans sizing. I KNOW that I wear a size 5 but in certain stores the jeans are sized so that I can easily fit into a size 1 and a size 3 is way too big! Makes me feel oh so skinny!
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
21 Aug 10
hi consulttrainer okay now gee whiz I can go to my doctor in Sept and say, I know its not my fault I am overweight, it s my magno-blood syndrome' that made me that way. And then I can see him smile, then grin, then laugh at me."Mrs. Hatley, you eat too much you gain weight, you cut down on how much you eat and get more exercise, uou will lose weight." as I leave his office I can hear him laughing,"Magno Blood Syndrome, he he he. Guess if I have this magno blood syndrome I will have to be de magnetized,what do I say about the Magno blood sydrome? roflmao.
@zandi458 (28102)
• Malaysia
21 Aug 10
No thanks to aging Hartley, the weight keeps adding up at the wrong places but the only consolation is it looks good to see fleshy older ladies rather than those 'slim' looking elderly people who looks gawky and pretty much like not having eaten food for weeks. I am on the bigger side minus obesity and love the way I am as I know I will never be like the models in the magazines anymore.
• India
21 Aug 10
hahahaha. friend, dear dear HATLEY, .. why don't you try to pull the joke on your doctor? .. let us see what he would be commenting? please? keep me posted about this.. okay?
@jd107nette (1454)
• Philippines
29 Aug 10
hmmm.... it might be a point to consider... I remember reading an article about some researches considering virus that causes obesity as well.. so i suppose it could be a plausible topic for further research
• India
31 Aug 10
thanks for the response and the information about research on virus angle. I just read/viewed a video from ted dot com, which is speaking of amazing discoveries and inventions, that are not being followed by any of us, .... let us hope that the OBESE and FAT people are truly able to laugh their excess fat away, instead of getting grumpy. thanks again.
@nangisha (3496)
• Indonesia
26 Aug 10
Hi consultrainer!. I don't believe it much I think its related with what you eat, eating habit and regular exercise. I think you will not having obesity if you eating the right food in right amount and do regular exercise. I few friend who struggle with obesity but I see one them can fight it with controlling their eating habit and do a regular exercise under doctor supervision. I think whats usually lack in obesity people is effort to change because when they exercise every step is struggle. They need more than usual person.
• India
26 Aug 10
thanks nangisha... lols, about your comments. Who will be listening to you, if you say, dont eat! .... kids dont listen to elders, asking to eat good food, and they dont listen to doctors, asking not to eat junk food. this happens, And, the doctors and therapists are making good money, out of the schemes.
@tomitomi (5429)
• Singapore
20 Aug 10
Aww.. This makes an interesting read. Something new to me. Thanks for sharing!
• India
20 Aug 10
well, I HAVE just stumbled at another such syndrome.. Nitrous Oxide syndrom If you read the comments in saphrina's box above, you will understand with examples. *this is supposed to be a joke, ... i am sorry, if you have taken this as a medical discussion.
• India
20 Aug 10
hahahaha. now you reached the point. .. lols. enjoy.
@tomitomi (5429)
• Singapore
20 Aug 10
Nitrous Oxide syndrom, Not bad afterall!
@alaskanray (4636)
• United States
20 Aug 10
Never heard of this and can't find it on my websearch. Where can I read about it???
• India
20 Aug 10
friend, the alaskan Ray, .. how about fixing up next monday, around 10'o clock, ALASKAN TIME? .. ... what for? .. what else, .. for consultation with me. i shall give you all the necessary details about this magno-blood syndrome. Its causes, effects and remedies. lols... it is supposed to be a relief to all the obese persons. And, a joke. please forgive, if it sounded serious. please also read the other boxes.
• India
23 Aug 10
meowcow... thankyou very much. I am delighted, after having been away for over a day and a half, .. on urgent client' work, I got back to mylot, and this is the first comment I read... and, it is all praising. Hope my friends SAPHRINA, RICHNAI, VANDANA... and all read your double positive rating! .. and, learn from you.
@meowcow (931)
• Philippines
21 Aug 10
Now you tell me... Haha even I got caught in this. I only got to reading the other boxes after I've left my response and I was lmao reading you explaining to every comment one by one that it's a joke. It does sound serious and eerily possible. Well, you got me. Good one, consultrainer.++ to you!
@Memnon (2170)
20 Aug 10
Magnet - Magnet- horse shoe
I often find that I am several pounds lighter once I have removed the various metal objects that attract themselves to me during the course of the day. It is, however, a useful condition when working on vehicles: I can retrieve screws that fall into those hard to reach locations!
• India
21 Aug 10
you are wonderful. so, those with magno-blood syndrome will be of an additional advantage, when trying to retrieve screws and other metal objects. ... how would they be ... when in bedroom? .. just thinking.
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@Memnon (2170)
21 Aug 10
Hmmm..... Magnetic!
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• India
21 Aug 10
so, one can go in, but cannot come out? ... is that what you propose? .. i have no practical idea.. lols.
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• Canada
20 Aug 10
I had to read this 3 times over because I thought it said "Mango Blood Syndrome."
• India
20 Aug 10
hahahaha. and, even after the third time, did you find out that this is just a joke? ... please feel comfortable to comment back, if you found this annoying. i wanted to ease the fat-pressure of obese people, through this. It is a funny creation. not from medicine.
• India
21 Aug 10
lols, thanks for taking it funny.
• Canada
20 Aug 10
IT IS? haha man I need to start paying better attention.. I didn't find it annoying though.
@suspenseful (40193)
• Canada
22 Aug 10
I have a better one that makes sense. It is if you are a women, and you do not get pregnant, that the extra lining inside you increases. If you get pregnant, and you do not nurse, then you do not lose the fat that you stored up to produce the milk to feed the baby. Whereas if you get pregnant and nurse, you lose the fat you stored up to produce the milk to feed the baby. And the only way you can lose is to go on a strict diet, do a lot of running around, etc. That makes more sense to me then that Magno blood syndrome. But I will look at the site.
• India
23 Aug 10
lols.. thanks for the information about pregnancy. Can you suggest something similar to MEN? .. please? .. because, MEN cannot get pregnant and nurse! ... I have been reading about the extra work that most bachelors put, in removing some fluids filled with glucose, secreted by their prostrate gland.. but .. I fear, will be it be of any use:? ---------------- thanks ... this topic is supposed to be a joke.
@AmbiePam (85688)
• United States
21 Aug 10
I say that it is now another excuse for all of us overweight people to use when justiying the fact that we don't eat right or exercise enough.
• India
23 Aug 10
that will be a wonderful laugh, you could pull against your doctor, if the doctor is friendly and accepts some passtime jokes. goodluck. YOU will be a lot more lighter, if you laugh.
• United States
21 Aug 10
lol and our horrible diets and lack of movement have no effect ya?
• India
23 Aug 10
lols, so you are caught in the mele'? .. it is a funny point, that I TRIED to bring to all those fun-loving people of mylot. thanks.
@meowcow (931)
• Philippines
21 Aug 10
Haha. We love blaming everything else but ourselves, don't we. My favorite scapegoat has always been genetics. A lot of times I'm guilty as charged too when it comes to cop outs. But I think I can see both sides of this, I suppose there is a spark of truth in all of these somewhere - even if, just a spark at that. IRS having to setup setup shop beside the researcher though, man that's big business. Good for the researcher, right? And we can all now eat loads happily and with peace of mind. Lol blame genetics!
• India
23 Aug 10
lols.. thanks for sharing the joke.. glad that my topic about the Magno Blood gave you some tickle on the fun-bone.
• Singapore
21 Aug 10
Oh no consult, again I'm way behind in your school of jokes....I seriously thought of googling for this syndrome, then I thought I can perhaps get some hint from others' responses and voila, I got the answer. I won't pile on the fats, but I certainly need to beef up on the humour cells.
• India
23 Aug 10
lols, you will have to read more of my tips .. to increase the load on the brain. thanks for the support.
• Slovenia
22 Aug 10
wow interesting find, though I have to tell you it's the first time I hear obesity would be caused by a syndrome in our blood. however, still I don't think this is the whole cause to blame on obesity since obesity can be caused too by a low metabolism as people with low metabolism tend to burn their calories at a lower rate than other people who have high metabolism, so I'd say reasons for obesity is quite a few not only one, but at the end of it it's mostly to blame our body.
• India
23 Aug 10
thanks for participating. if you would kindly read my answers too, in some of the responders, you will understand that I tried to make something funny, through this topic, to ease the pressures of the obese, and tired minds