What's The Worst Baby Name...  

Those were the two I thought of right off the bat, hahaha!! Yeh, those are kinda strange now aren't they!

Lol..moon unit is a big no. I like Dweezil, though..sounds cool to me. Don't forget Frank's other child's name : Diva Muffin..goshh.. I wonder why he couldn't name them a bit normal like his other son, Ahmet.

Moxie CrimeFighter and Zolton Penn... that's whose kids those are. I shoulda known. I always laugh when I watch the Penn & Teller show.

Oh, but I quite like Willow! I've always associated the tree with grace & beauty! But we each have our own perceptions & associations...what does "willow" bring to mind for you?

Maggiepie
"WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"

"in" should be "is". Grr.

Although, I do agree that Bean is weird... it was actually a nickname that was given to the girl before she was born for resembling a kidney bean in sonograms.

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Yeah I have never liked the name Apple as well ... It is a fruit people and that is all anyone will ever think about and worse it is not even unique . I like different less common names but nothing that would get the poor kid made fun of or think the kid is evil like Hilter.

My family nickname is Beans, and I love the name Olive.

For some reason your story about your friend reminded me of a Monty Python skit: "Actually, it's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht but it's pronounced Throat Warbeler Mangrove."

LOL, Thanks for your comment , Crimson. Have a great day.

I agree, if I had a child, then I would name them like a child, not an adult. I have never seen a child walking around with a name like George, Lewis or Arthur. I seem to see more playful names, like Jessica or Anthony.

"Anthony?" "Playful?" Whatever, I suppose.

But I disagree. Turn your premise around & look at it from the other side. When one is young, one can simply be called by a diminutive of one's "adult-sounding" name. "Robert" can be called "Bob" or "Bobby," e.g., & "Susanne" or "Susanna" can become "Sue" or "Susie." "Elizabeth" or "Margaret" or "Jonathan" can be shortened in many ways.

But how fitting is it for say, a nuclear scientist, banker, secret agent or president to be called "Timmy" or "Lizzie" or "Jon-Jon?"

No, one must be named something one can grow into, a name with dignity. If one chooses to retain the diminutive, that's easily done, & few would question an adult named "Betty," after all. But I seriously doubt a "Jon-Jon" or a "BeBe" would ever become president, let alone "Apple!"

I'm just sayin'....

Maggiepie
"WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"

I see what you are saying. Pick your childs name and think about it as a childrens name, but also an adult name. Which I don't see how megatron is either, but whatever. How about Maxwell for an adult and Max for the nickname as a child?

That is what most people do though. Edward might be 'Eddie' and Thomas might be 'Tommy' or 'Tom'. Victoria might be 'Tori'. When these kids grow up, they may still use short forms, or they may want to get away from being thought of as young and then use their formal names. I use a short form of my name, I don't like formality. However, it is a short form that fits me, NOT a 'diminutive' form such as what you'd call a preschooler....

I think it's silly for a parent in 2009 to name their child 'Maude' or 'Alton' or 'Berniece', but it's just as silly to name them 'Kayleepooh'. You don't want to be the kindergartner named Maude in a class full of Madisons, Kaleys, Drews, and Eddies, but you also don't want to be Kayleepooh in your retirement living community with Stephen, Nicole, and Kaden lol.

So true! lol

Thats a very true thing there, but about the OTHER way around? What names that parents pick for children that are TOO ADULT and when I mean too adult I dont mean classic names tha most elderly have but I mean names that you would pick for other things but definetly NOT for kids? Like for example, Temptress, Lovely?, I know this kid named Rod and parents call him Hot Rod...

And Im panamanian here, that is not even the most weirdest names Ive heard!

I went to school with a lot of "precious", "miracle", "forte", "angel" type of names, and i think yes, it is your choice to name your kid, but let me tell you---these girls werent precious, or angels, or anything like that!

I also had a classmate name Tequila. SAD!

OKAY ANOTHER FUNNY STORY!
My cousins name is Kalei Doscope!

Put the two names together, and you get kaleidoscope! :)

who'd name their child tequila? sounds like a hooker name O_o

Pardon me, I'd like to add my two cents. I had a friend in 8th grade named 'Freebase', I saw her birth certificate. I also knew a girl named 'Alberta Babygirl', everyone called her 'Tatiana', I don't know why. lol

Here's the best one yet- My cousin named her sons 'Kaos'(chaos) and 'Havoc'.

I almost named my first daughter 'Siouxsie' and my 2nd daughter was almost 'Karma'.

These are all hilarious!

what about bown suger or my be hasish. they might be some drug addict names.

I wouldnt have thought of them