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Clean Blonde Joke... HAD to share this one!

zeloguy @zeloguy (4911) • United States 17 Jul 08

Someone sent this to me and I thought this is the perfect time of the year (and the perfect year) for the joke... Did you hear about the Blonde that won an Olympic Gold Medal? She was so proud of it she had it "Bronzed."Heh it...

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A Blonde Joke

lancingboy @lancingboy (1385) • United States 27 Mar 08

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde...

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No offense to blondes I am one my self!

sjohnson628 @sjohnson628 (3197) • United States 27 Apr 07

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes charter a double decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Reno. The Brunette team rode in the bottom half, the Blonde team on top. The Brunette team really whooped...

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Another one for Blondes

jchampany @jchampany (1130) • United States 24 Apr 07

Wendy tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to Paul her good friend. Paul told her, "There is a possibility to make...

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sell

tacometer

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Blonde goes ice fishing

LilyoftheThorns @LilyoftheThorns (12918) • United States 8 Apr 07

A blonde went to the nearest frozen lake. She sat her stool down and cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice said. "HEY! THERE ARE NO FISH THERE." So the blonde moved over and cute another hole in the ice....

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Blonde Mountain Climbers

LilyoftheThorns @LilyoftheThorns (12918) • United States 8 Apr 07

There were 2 blondes and 1 brunette climbing a really big mountain, with only a rope, no safety gear. They were wlmost at the top when the rope began breaking. The brunette said that they were all to heavy, and one of them would...

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A blonde is speeding down the road...

racheld @racheld (840) • United States 19 Mar 07

and a cop pulls her over and asks to see her drivers license. The blonde driver replies, "What's a drivers license?" "It's a little square thing that has your picture on it." So the blonde looks through her purse and she pulls...

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The Biker Bar

mari61960 @mari61960 (4893) • United States 14 Mar 07

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar...

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Justa funny blonde joke I found!

smith21471 @smith21471 (80) • United States 7 Mar 07

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was....

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dispatch

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Blonde Jokes..c'mon you know you wanna read them!

coffeeshot @coffeeshot (3783) • Australia 3 Mar 07

Two blondes are walking down the street. One finds a compact and bends down to pick it up. She looks in the mirror and says "Wow this person looks familiar". Blonde #2 takes the compact and takes a look for herself. "You dummy,...

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booms

the way she moves

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Did you hear about the blonde that.......

Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 21 Feb 07

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.... Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".... Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any...

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Blonde Paint Job......

Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 18 Feb 07

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to...

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Esses Girl Jokes

rainbow @rainbow (6761) 31 Jan 07

I know these are really old and probably have all been changed into "blonde" jokes but my pal is moving to Essex soon and I can only think of rust Ford Capri, White stillettos,red handbags, mini skirts and dancing round your...

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Blonde Dilemmas

mari61960 @mari61960 (4893) • United States 17 Jan 07

Why are Blondes always the brunt of the joke? Does hair color really rule a persons stupidity? I am baffled...but this is funny..lol What do you think of blonde jokes. A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one...

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Blondes in a barroom

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 5 Jan 07

A blind man walked into a bar and sat down at the bar. The people around him were sitting around telling jokes and drinking their cocktails. One of the women looks at the man and says "well Jim its your turn" so he begins "this...

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bouncer

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Let me hear your best blonde joke!?!?!?

fxysxysrkly @fxysxysrkly (619) • United States 31 Dec 06

Sry ladies and gents... i just want to know what you have. Even those really corny one too. that would be awesome!!!!

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Blonde Joke!! Tell Me One! or TWo!

ElusiveButterfly @ElusiveButterfly (45941) • United States 24 Nov 06

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Blonde jokes

Leonora @Leonora (1633) • Portugal 16 Nov 06

Do you know some you want to share?

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Blonde Jokes pt 3

ElusiveButterfly @ElusiveButterfly (45941) • United States 10 Nov 06

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange j uice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T...

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Blonde Jokes - I love blonde jokes....I am a blonde too!

ElusiveButterfly @ElusiveButterfly (45941) • United States 10 Nov 06

She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of...

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