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Funny t-shirt

I would never wear this shirt--it's not only the sentiment, but the color is hideous! OMG, lemon yellow? I'd have to say this is some frat boy's idea of an ideal 'pick-up' helper. It advertises what he wants, even when he's to drunk to say it! And if he's too drunk to say it, you know he ain't gonna get it up either! Ah, if I get booted for THIS, oh well! It's been fun!

Tongue Teaser

From Slumber Parties, a realistic-feeling toy to enhance pleasure when oral sex is lacking. There is an attached bullet, for additional pleasure.

The Shrewsbury Train

What a wonderful fantasy! Nova writes fantastically, and of course, I'm wishing that we had trains like this here in my neck of the US of A, and that I'd find a couple that would turn me on this much! I'm jealous!:(

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina!

From South Park, they're discussing Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina; I don't watch south park, but this came up on a search of vagina images.

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

Now THIS song can put me in the mood for some REALLY hot sex! Closer just has the sexiest baseline, and kind of teases you into being an ANIMAL! That entire album rocks, but this song absolutely kicks A$$!

I like being spanked!

Naughty girl, I've got to throw you over my knee, lift your skirt and administer a good paddling! I yearn to feel your hot cheeks under my palm, while you squirm and squeal in my lap. Mmmmmm, the sexual escapades you force me to do!

Butt Plug

A butt plug. Used right, you can have the most EXTRAORDINARY orgasms, giving you or your partner untold pleasure. They are not just for the gay community any more; more and more heterosexual couples are exploring the formerly taboo world of anal sex and discovering that they like it!