What's With The Crop Dusting?

@porwest (110908)
United States
August 26, 2019 5:11pm CST
Of course, I am not talking about those planes that fly over farmer's crops with pesticides to protect the crops. I am talking about those foul people who have to let one go (you know exactly what I am talking about here) in a store aisle and then make a quick escape... Only to have my nostrils horribly violated while I am trying to check my prices on a loaf of bread. For anyone still guessing, I am talking about farts. Foul farts. Crop dusting is a term used to describe someone who lets one rip good and foul and then quickly walks away, only to terrorize anyone who happens to make their way into that 'dusted path' unsuspectingly. It has happened to me twice recently. I walked into some very foul territory. To get my revenge I went into the baked bean aisle and bought 10 cans of baked beans. I intend to eat them all before my next Walmart trip. I'm going to tear that place up.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (365034)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 Aug 19
Haha. The phantom farting fouler. I've heard of worse titles.
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Lenore Plassman
@sallypup (66637)
• Centralia, Washington
2 Sep 19
@porwest I knew someone who told me that her Dad had an issue and could not get to the restroom so he let 'er rip into a garbage can.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (365034)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Aug 19
@porwest That is so gross. You can't write sni gger here either. It tells you 'bad word'.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (110908)
• United States
27 Aug 19
In the navy we used to have guys who would just poop wherever. You'd find piles in the oddest of places. Of course we called them phantom shiitters. (By the way, I had to misspell that word since the site told me it was a bad word.)
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Lenore Plassman
@sallypup (66637)
• Centralia, Washington
27 Aug 19
Just gobble up some half cooked beans and you'll be good to go to Walmart- probably not welcome in a respectable church, but Walmart for sure.
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Lenore Plassman
@sallypup (66637)
• Centralia, Washington
27 Aug 19
@andriaperry My Mom used to take Beano to help her when she ate even cooked broccoli.
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Angie
@andriaperry (118691)
• Anniston, Alabama
27 Aug 19
With raw broccoli!
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (110908)
• United States
2 Sep 19
"Just gobble up some half cooked beans and you'll be good to go to Walmart- probably not welcome in a respectable church, but Walmart for sure." @sallypup As Confuscious once said, "One man who farts in church sits in his own pew."
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (114991)
• El Paso, Texas
26 Aug 19
Hey, get some pinto beans and make a bean dip, pintos work way better just make sure to add lots of garlic and onion.
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Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111937)
• United States
27 Aug 19
Your not serious are you
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (110908)
• United States
27 Aug 19
I am. It happened to me twice recently. Someone just let go and left the aisle. I ran into it. Ugh.
NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (125214)
• United States
26 Aug 19
That is hysterical
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (110908)
• United States
27 Aug 19
lol. I will make sure to get a picture of the bodies on the ground after I get all those beans in and make my rounds.
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (125214)
• United States
27 Aug 19
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Nocturnal Writer
@Nakitakona (58448)
• Philippines
27 Aug 19
That's unethical, unsanitary and it could be avoided or controlled by avoiding eating foods that could hasten stomach gas.
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Sandy
@velvet53 (22545)
• Palisade, Colorado
28 Aug 19
I don't like it when that happens. People need to learn to respect others. They are so inconsident.
DE
@DaddyEvil (161266)
• United States
30 Aug 19
It couldn't have happened to a nicer person, Porwest! Oh, BTW, thanks for sucking it all up! I was walking a little ways behind you so never noticed the odor! I have no idea! I have walked into foul clouds of odor, too. It always makes me wish I could give the nice person who left the cloud exactly what they deserved!
Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (318784)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
27 Aug 19
Go for it! Let it RIP.
Angie
@andriaperry (118691)
• Anniston, Alabama
27 Aug 19
That was for sure a vegan, all veggie gassed up. I cannot claim that one though, you to far away.
John Roberts
@JohnRoberts (109842)
• Los Angeles, California
27 Aug 19
So you plan on raising a stink?
LindaOH
@LindaOHio (205539)
• United States
26 Aug 19
Oh, my goodness! Definitely an assault on the nostrils!
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Faye
@FayeHazel (40230)
• United States
27 Aug 19
Lol. I hadn't heard it called that....
DB
@dgobucks226 (36956)
•
3 Sep 19
Very unique term for a common bodily function Also goes by the name Flatulence or gas. I wonder if after eating those beans if your farts will be loud or the silent type. I've heard the silent ones can be really stinky