Funny jokes, dinner posts, error messages and gone hiking.

@TheHorse (228609)
Walnut Creek, California
November 21, 2020 11:37am CST
Had my first cup of coffee brewed, my shorts on, checked to make sure the sun and sky were still there (they were), fed kitty, and sat down to MyLot a bit. Error Message. So I went and got my laundry out of the dryer, came back, folded my t-shirts (see future post), made it through to MyLot, added a couple of punchlines to my brilliant Punchline Post, and smoked a cig. As you know, I tend to do dinner posts when I'm frustrated that one of my more thoughtful post gets very few views. Such was the case with my Punchline Post. So I'm going to promote that post here. If you already saw that post, I have added two new punchlines. One is a tad "off-color,"--the other is not. By the way, are you still getting those blasted error messages? In ten minutes, I go hiking with a friend.
I know we're not allowed to post jokes here, as those are easily downloaded from the internet, like recipes. But are we allowed to post punchlines, and ask...
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18 responses
Four Walls
@FourWalls (76712)
• United States
21 Nov 20
As I said, anytime myLot takes forever to load, signaling there’s going to be an error message, I simply toggle the WiFi then refresh the page. I wouldn’t say it “works every time,” but 99% of the time it gets me back on track here.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (50011)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
21 Nov 20
Got three error messages before I could answer "Yes, I still get them."
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (50011)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
23 Nov 20
@TheHorse Got 5 error messages trying to tell you that of course Luna and Venus have are close: they're sisters and they were talking about you.
The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
Welcome to the club. I think MyLot may discriminate against Democrats. I'm going to start a MyLot Conspiracy Theory Website. Have you noticed that the moon and Venus have been close the last few evenings? I think there's a UFO up there about to pick me up.
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snowy
@snowy22315 (192778)
• United States
21 Nov 20
Sometimes, but for some reason they seem the worst in the morning.
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Greg
@xander6464 (45307)
• Wapello, Iowa
21 Nov 20
No one told me there was a punchline post. The stupid Democrats strike again!
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Greg
@xander6464 (45307)
• Wapello, Iowa
23 Nov 20
@TheHorse It must be. I can't find that post anywhere.
The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
I think the MSMM (MyLot mainstream media) suppressed my post. Could MyLot be secretly owned by Rupert Murdoch?
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Lena Kovadlo
@lovebuglena (47210)
• Staten Island, New York
21 Nov 20
Error messages have been good to me for a long time. They are very rare. Fingers crossed they stay that way.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
If you send me (us) some rain, I'll send you some error messages. Deal?
Lena Kovadlo
@lovebuglena (47210)
• Staten Island, New York
24 Nov 20
@TheHorse Not a fair deal. I don't want error messages or tech glitches. How about I send you rain and you send me colder weather or some snow? But wait! You are in Cali so that won't work.
CarolDM
@CarolDM (203409)
• Nashville, Tennessee
21 Nov 20
The site is slow for me but no errors today. A few yesterday. Enjoy your hike.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
The hike was good. We did seven miles, with a lot of up and down. My hips were tired by the time we finished.
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CarolDM
@CarolDM (203409)
• Nashville, Tennessee
23 Nov 20
@TheHorse A good workout. Have a good week.
Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (164749)
• United States
21 Nov 20
I am still getting the errors as well. Not as bad, but definitely there.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (479062)
• Italy
22 Nov 20
I get a brand NEW error message now, when I open a page, I get a totally white page with the message "This service is not available". A couple of F5 and I get the page. WEIRD!
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Anna
@LadyDuck (479062)
• Italy
23 Nov 20
@TheHorse Amazon servers are overcharged by people who work from home and on Sundays they are even more because people stay home and they watch online TV.
The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Nov 20
I've been experiencing EXACTLY THE SAME THING this morning. It's time to MAKE MYLOT GREAT AGAIN and figure out what's happening here!
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DE
@DaddyEvil (153352)
• United States
22 Nov 20
I kept getting error messages yesterday so gave up myLotting... This is the first time I've tried today. If this response goes through, I'll check out your older post.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (153352)
• United States
24 Nov 20
@TheHorse Only two or three other times, I believe, before I started getting error messages. After that, I gave up for the night.
The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
I can see you comment. Hopefully you were able to keep MyLotting.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (119276)
• Marion, Ohio
22 Nov 20
I thankfully seldom have a problem here.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (119276)
• Marion, Ohio
22 Nov 20
@TheHorse I will send you the rain fir free. But it usually wants to head to the east
The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Nov 20
If you send me some rain I will send you some error messages.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (358581)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Nov 20
Enjoy your hike. It's hard to fathom why some posts get lots of responses while others don't.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
If I posted only about (frozen) food, I'd get rich. But I'd lose a part of my soul. Life is full of such moral conundrums.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (358581)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Nov 20
@TheHorse It is indeed. But hang on in there. It's the only life you have.
NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (123626)
• United States
21 Nov 20
Enjoy your hike
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (194710)
• United States
22 Nov 20
Still no error messages here. (knock on wood) I hope you enjoyed your hike.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
My hike was a joy. We did seven miles with a lot of elevation gain. Error messages are just a part of my life. I started today (like yesterday) with one.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
@LindaOHio It was a good hike. I needed the exercise!
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (194710)
• United States
23 Nov 20
@TheHorse 7 miles is very ambitious. Good for you!
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sophie a
@sophie09 (34233)
• Indonesia
22 Nov 20
im sorry you get errors oftenly
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The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
I get them quite often. Nobody knows why I am the "king" of error messages.
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sophie a
@sophie09 (34233)
• Indonesia
23 Nov 20
@TheHorse have you tried to ask the admin?
Notlilie
@prinzcy (32300)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 20
I also get them at times. Worse if I already type my respond but unable to post. I assumed there was something wrong with my connection.
Fleur
@Fleura (32036)
• United Kingdom
21 Nov 20
I just had a look at your punchlines; I knew about half of them.
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Leiann Lynn Rose Spontaneo
@Spontaneo (14700)
• United States
28 Nov 20
You are hilarious!
G
@freelancermariagrace (28889)
• Philippines
22 Nov 20
No errors here on my end. Enjoy your hike. Stay safe
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The Horse
@TheHorse (228609)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Nov 20
We had a good hike--about seven miles with a lot of elevation change. We saw a small snake that looked like a rattler, but I was able to identify it as a gopher snake.
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