I decided to put my money in a safe place.
By The Horse
@TheHorse (235555)
Walnut Creek, California
December 4, 2025 9:38pm CST
As you know, I have worked had for decades in college teaching and social services.
By living frugally, and only owning five "elite" (over $1,000) guitars, I have managed to save many thousands of dollars.
Recently, I decided to put my investments in something secure: Melania Currency.
I assume, given that she is the First Lady of our Great Country, that my investment will soar over the next couple of years.
Have you made similar prudent investments with your hard-earned cash?
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@LindaOHio (216159)
• United States
5 Dec
You're such a nut. Everyone knows that Trump Dollars are easily more secure.
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@MarieCoyle (55860)
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5 Dec
Maybe Melania will pay you and Kitty in Kitty food in gratitude for your investment. Way to go!!
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@MarieCoyle (55860)
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6 Dec
@TheHorse
OK...if you are really going to celebrate, do it right. You can now pre-order your very own ''Trump Vodka''--it may have flopped and closed forever in 2011, but it's BACK! So you can get your party on, aren't you lucky???
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kirkogunrinde/2025/12/01/trump-vodka-becomes-available-for-pre-orders-after-13-year-hiatus/
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@TheHorse (235555)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Dec
@marguicha Of course I boght his stock when it was at 30. 
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@changjiangzhibin89 (17172)
• China
5 Dec
You are kidding ! Hope you won't let your hard-earned cash go down the drain !
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@TheHorse (235555)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Dec
@MarieCoyle Put your pyramid hat on and sing "It's a Small World." 
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@TheHorse (235555)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Dec
@LeaPea2417 @DaddyEvil claims to be evil. He pales next to me. So does @Vandana7. My illegal snow peas are thriving at Kaiser. Buwaahaahaa!
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@Shiva49 (27985)
• Singapore
5 Dec
I am a finance guy and during my long years at work, I had seen interesting investment proposals.
Someone came years ago with a proposal to make a quick buck.
I told him in the end it applied to him only and I will lose my pants!
He carefully laid before me a million US dollar note and offered to give me at a discount.
I told him there is no such note issued but he left telling me I lost a great opportunity.
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@GardenGerty (167990)
• United States
5 Dec
And I have some swampland in Florida to sell you. Melania has no "currency" with me.
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@rsa101 (40615)
• Philippines
5 Dec
I’m not convinced that’s a safe move—if it’s even legit, and not just some sneaky scheme to charm people into sliding their hard-earned cash straight into someone else’s purse. If you’ve actually thrown your hat (and your money) into that ring, then good luck to you, and may my instincts be completely off for once
—if it’s even legit, and not just some sneaky scheme to charm people into sliding their hard-earned cash straight into someone else’s purse. If you’ve actually thrown your hat (and your money) into that ring, then good luck to you, and may my instincts be completely off for once2 people like this
@xstitcher (38223)
• Petaluma, California
5 Dec
I had no idea there was such a thing as a Melania currency.
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@thedevilinme (4900)
• Northampton, England
5 Dec
You could be in Malena Trump's new Amazon prime film. Bezos, rather kindly, is paying her 40 million for it.
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@TheHorse (235555)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Dec
@thedevilinme I think have heard her name. Is she pretty? Can she cook?
@thedevilinme (4900)
• Northampton, England
7 Dec
@TheHorse Megan Markle cooking & lifestyle show ( with rock bands)
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@Marilynda1225 (89168)
• United States
5 Dec
I never heard of Melania Currency but I'm looking for a good investment too
@2ndchances24 (11874)
• Cloverdale, Indiana
5 Dec
I haven't heard of such investment but if it's real
& worth the investment then I'd go with it.
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