Will I be arrested yet again?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (238306)
Walnut Creek, California
March 21, 2026 11:18am CST
As I may have mentioned, I scored some seeds yesterday. Corn, sunflower, and green bean.
Of course, I will plant them in my balcony garden. And at Kaiser., my medical provider.,
But I have a couple of new targets for my illegal planting.
I have noticed that the teachers at a local preschool walk along the bike path with their kids. For whatever reason, they stop and focus on a paticular patch of dirt.
That space will be the focus of my next illegal planting.
Buwaahaahaa!
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@franxav (14591)
• India
21 Mar
@thehorseI have a humble hobby.. I love gardening. I'd like to know what illegal plants you are going to plant..
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@DaddyEvil (174448)
• United States
21 Mar
I hope nobody sees you planting anything along a path preschoolers take. If some parent sees you and it worries them, they might call the police for real. Please be careful.
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@DaddyEvil (174448)
• United States
21 Mar
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@TheHorse (238306)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Mar
@DaddyEvil I'll check it out.
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@Marilynda1225 (91086)
• United States
22 Mar
Hope we don't have to set up a "go fund me" for your bail money
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@TheHorse (238306)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Mar
@FourWalls will take care of that.
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@lovebuglena (52144)
• Staten Island, New York
21 Mar
Good luck with your planting.
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@TheHorse (238306)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Mar
@lovebuglena I hope the bike path "maintenance: folks aren't required to remove "non-indigenous" plants.
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@Ineeddentures (34535)
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22 Mar
If I had a balcony I would have a balcony garden.
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@GardenGerty (169474)
• United States
21 Mar
That will be so much fun. Give them a surprise from the soil.
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@celticeagle (189833)
• Boise, Idaho
21 Mar
It will be a learning experience for you both. This reminds me of a tune by Jimmy Stafford. Do you know him?
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@celticeagle (189833)
• Boise, Idaho
22 Mar
@TheHorse .........He does a lot of funny ones. This one is cute.
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@RasmaSandra (98005)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
21 Mar
Why can't you plant a garden on your balcony? That is your own private business. Start up a community garden,
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@LindaOHio (222316)
• United States
21 Mar
I doubt that you will be arrested for having happy happy joy joy fun.
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@Jehanne (1949)
• Philippines
22 Mar
Hahaha I kind of relate to this. Our new office relocation is far and there's no trees that can become a shade on a very hot day. Me and my colleagues had a papaya seeds we bring as it easier to grow. So we planted it on spot we think it's good to grow it for the best shade in the future.
We even turn the backyard of the warehouse a garden without the owner being aware of.
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