Will I be arrested yet again?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (235824)
Walnut Creek, California
March 21, 2026 11:18am CST
As I may have mentioned, I scored some seeds yesterday. Corn, sunflower, and green bean.
Of course,I will plant them in my balcony garden. And at Kaiser., my medical provider.,
But I have a couple of new targets for my illegal planting.
I have noticed that the teachers at a local preschool walk along the bike path with their kids. For whatever reason, they stop and focus on a paticular patch of dirt.
That space will be the focus of my next illegal planting.
Buwaahaahaa!
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11 responses
@franxav (14480)
• India
3h
@thehorseI have a humble hobby.. I love gardening. I'd like to know what illegal plants you are going to plant..
@DaddyEvil (170466)
• United States
4h
I hope nobody sees you planting anything along a path preschoolers take. If some parent sees you and it worries them, they might call the police for real. Please be careful.
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@GardenGerty (168149)
• United States
48m
That will be so much fun. Give them a surprise from the soil.
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@RasmaSandra (95573)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
46m
Why can't you plant a garden on your balcony? That is your own private business. Start up a community garden,
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@LindaOHio (217021)
• United States
1h
I doubt that you will be arrested for having happy happy joy joy fun.
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@celticeagle (186946)
• Boise, Idaho
1h
It will be a learning experience for you both. This reminds me of a tune by Jimmy Stafford. Do you know him?
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