Do you like your bacon crispy? Or mushy? And other important questions.

@TheHorse (205716)
Walnut Creek, California
July 2, 2021 10:57am CST
It's morning here and I am cooking up my usual bacon and eggs. I like my bacon mushy. If some poor pig or turkey is going to die for my sins (I am a devoted member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals]) I want to honor them by tasting their animalness. It's the same with steak (apologies to my Indian friends). I like it rare. Almost mooing, in fact. And what of our vegetarian friends? Do you like your vegetables al dente (to the tooth)? or mushy. I prefer slightly al dente. Man, do I write some profound posts.
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33 responses
DianneN
@DianneN (246728)
• United States
2 Jul 21
I don’t eat bacon much, but when I do it must be crispy. Steak pink but no blood, and vegetables, pasta, etc. al dente. Martinis extra dry, straight up, and shaken, not stirred.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (458082)
• Switzerland
3 Jul 21
Shaken, not stirred for me too. Steak pink, pasta and vegetables al dente.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Jul 21
@LadyDuck Steak, mooing.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246728)
• United States
9 Jul 21
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vanny
@vandana7 (98826)
• India
2 Jul 21
Yes swamiji...hail swamiji...your profoundness is so profound that I am lost...LOL I like some al dente...and some mushy. Cauliflower Okra Gherkins and broccoli taste horrifying when mushy. Ridge gourd if not cooked mushy tastes terrible.
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vanny
@vandana7 (98826)
• India
2 Jul 21
@DaddyEvil You are demoted from your position on my friends list if you say a single bad thing about Okra. Okra is holy dish. Ridge gourd is very tasty. Vitamin B6, dietary fiber, and Vitamin A. You cannot afford to pass that up.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
2 Jul 21
Ridge gourd isn't eaten here. It's used as a scrubbie in the shower. Mom used to grow it when I was a kid. We call those Luffa. I agree, cauliflower and broccoli aren't at their best when they get mushy. Okra tastes nasty no matter how it's cooked and the entire species of plant should be destroyed and banned planet wide!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
Makes sense to me. I like my squash either way.
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C
@ShyBear88 (59282)
• Sterling, Virginia
2 Jul 21
I wouldn’t say mushy it makes me think of water bacon which would be a shame to the bacon your cooking or that it’s like mash potato’s and just a purée now. I go with the word chewy or soft. Personally for myself I like mine to have a bit of crips not to crispy where it’s dried out I just a like a good mixture of crispy to chewy. My husband likes his bacon chewy so I tend to do a split with bacon when I good so there is 50/50 of whatever one likes.
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C
@ShyBear88 (59282)
• Sterling, Virginia
9 Jul 21
@TheHorse where are you getting blood from? Bacon doesn’t have blood in? I’ve never had a blood bacon? I like crispy bacon but the chew part just means it’s cooked but not for as long as crispy. It’s like toast the longer you heat up for the browner it’s going to get it.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Jul 21
I don't think about bloods and crips when I eat bacon. Too traumatizing.
The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Jul 21
@ShyBear88 You need the fat for your myelin sheaths
DE
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
2 Jul 21
I want my bacon to taste like bacon. As long as it's not attached to the pig anymore, I'll eat it! YUM! And I agree about the cow... slap it's butt and when it gets close to my plate, slice me some off!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
There ya go! I'm glad my beloved horse did not think I was about to eat her when I slapped her on the butt.
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vanny
@vandana7 (98826)
• India
2 Jul 21
Ah...so bacon is pig meat. Then what is pork..I see white colored stuff with meat attached.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
2 Jul 21
@TheHorse I'm sure she knew she was people, not food.
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (115992)
• United States
2 Jul 21
I like crisp bacon.
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Marlina
@marlina (154166)
• Canada
2 Jul 21
Same here: crip bacon for me
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Jul 21
The horror! May pigs attack you in your dreams.
Sam Charles
@S4mmyboy (3266)
• Mumbai, India
2 Jul 21
Hahahaha.....@TheHorse I liked your abbreviation of PETA. Never will I ever forget it. In that case, even am a devoted member of PETA. Hope you enjoyed you rare done bacon and eggs. Happy weekend
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
3 Jul 21
What kind of meat do you like, Sam?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
It was yummy. Oink.
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Sam Charles
@S4mmyboy (3266)
• Mumbai, India
3 Jul 21
@DaddyEvil I love lamb chops, goat, chicken, fish and sometimes I don't mind having turkey.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (45487)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
2 Jul 21
I like crispy bacon, but not so crispy that it breaks when you try to stick a fork in it.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (45487)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
2 Jul 21
@TheHorse No, but I don't need to have meat at every meal to feel fed.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
Have you considered becoming a vegetarian? Moo!
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much2say
@much2say (53959)
• Los Angeles, California
2 Jul 21
I like 'em crispy yet mushy in some parts. Steak, medium well is fine for me . . . unless the cut calls for a tad bit rare. Vegetables I like al dente. You write some well done posts .
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much2say
@much2say (53959)
• Los Angeles, California
2 Jul 21
@TheHorse Considering I grew up on charred steak (very, very, too well done), this is a step up!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Jul 21
@much2say We must honor our cows.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
Steaks medium well? That poor cow...can you hear him weeping?
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Sanjeev
@sjvg1976 (41131)
• Delhi, India
2 Jul 21
We don't eat pork or bacon. In India as vanny said most of the people like mutton, fish or chicken **Edit** Yes you write some profound posts... Hope you continue to write them
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
Let us now consider the words of Socrates...or not. I'm hungry.
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (62118)
• United States
3 Jul 21
I prefer oatmeal that can stare me down and win. I rarely eat beef because I have a mild allergy (not severe like pork and seafood), but I like my burger well done. Veggies depend. I like cauliflower raw, but cooked I want it the consistency of the aforementioned oatmeal.
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (62118)
• United States
3 Jul 21
@TheHorse — I may see you tonight…..
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
3 Jul 21
I tried to read your comment. But fortunately/I have the key/ to escape reality...
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Greg
@xander6464 (40872)
• Wapello, Iowa
2 Jul 21
Oh, I like steak rare, too. And no mushy vegetables.
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Greg
@xander6464 (40872)
• Wapello, Iowa
3 Jul 21
@TheHorse And who....but if the mods ask you, you didn't hear that from me!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
I am gld to hear this. We have to acknowledge that which we are eating.
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Greg
@xander6464 (40872)
• Wapello, Iowa
2 Jul 21
Your profundity astounds me. I like very crisp bacon.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
Are you a closet Rebublican?
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (95134)
• Marion, Ohio
3 Jul 21
Bacon is good anyway it is fixed. Steaks have to be well done. Vegetables should not be cooked too long.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (95134)
• Marion, Ohio
3 Jul 21
@TheHorse I make sure it is not going to get up and kick me
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
3 Jul 21
Well done? You insensitive beast!
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Raj
@Butterfingers (66585)
• India
3 Jul 21
I don't eat bacon, I prefer the veggies
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vanny
@vandana7 (98826)
• India
3 Jul 21
Me too.
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Raj
@Butterfingers (66585)
• India
3 Jul 21
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Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (157551)
• United States
2 Jul 21
This is the kind of profound post that will get people to respond. Not politics or religion or philosophy. So do what works. I want my bacon slightly crisp but not so sharp that it cuts my mouth.
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snowy
@snowy22315 (169937)
• United States
2 Jul 21
Crispy is there any other way??
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
The horror.
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Marlina
@marlina (154166)
• Canada
2 Jul 21
When I eat bacon and it is very rare, it has to be extremely crispy and put on paper towels to remove most of the grease,
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MARILYN
@Marilynda1225 (79708)
• United States
2 Jul 21
Bacon crispy Steak medium Veggies al dente I do enjoy your profound posts
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The Horse
@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jul 21
I am a deep thinker. When I think at all. Dang it. I forgot to buy bacon today when I went shopping.
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Krissttina Isobe
@oahuwriter (26780)
• United States
3 Jul 21
Bacon crispy. Steaks medium well, more towards well. I like my bell peppers almost raw when cooking them. Spaghetti noodles, just cooked, thank you.
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Z
@nzlz123 (6473)
• Indonesia
3 Jul 21
i don't eat bacon so i don't know how i like but for vegetables i like it al dente
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