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myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life 3 years ago

Yesterday evening I realised that I hadn't looked at my car papers in months and when I looked one of then was out d date. should have been paid by the end of October.

So I immediately leapt into action and got up early this morning to reach the tax office to pay it before going to work.

Just my luck. Police out on the road like rice grain, stopping motorists to check their papers etc and issue tickets for all sorts of things.

I successfully passed three sets of policemen who were armed to their teeth and I realised that you must never make eye contact as if you do they will stop you. So I practiced looking impatient and drumming my hands on th steering wheel etc and it worked as they did not stop me.

I ws actually feeling quite smug until just before I reached the tax office a huge policeman stepped out into thw rioad and out up his hand to stop me. I just couldn't pretend that I hadn't seen him. So, heart racing I stopped. The fine is over $10,000 of our dollars so I really wanted to get out of ths situation.

I greeted him charmngly and he asked to see my papers. I kept on my seat belt and first showed him my driver's licence and then leaned across, groaning a bit, to get out my car papers from the glove compartment. Palpitations begun. Desperate situation called for desperate measures.
I congratulated him for being s curteous and wondered allowed why out police have such a bad reoutation. whilst keeping up the patter I dripped the vital piece of paper on the floor whilst handing him the rest. I groaned again, muttering something about old age, and started to undo my seat belto to reach the expired certificate of something or another.

Policeman: That's all right Ma'am, you don't have to get down on the flooir to get it.
Me: Oh thank you officer you are so kind to me. What is your bname so that i can phone the Police Station and tell the Inspector what a kind policeman you are.

Policeman: Yiou don;'t have toi d that Ma'am.
Me: Oh but officer I really want to do it. so the name was given and I drove off happily to the Tax Office to pay to update the thingy to make me legal again.

So tell me, who have you BS'd today or recently and got away with it?

BTW I did call the Station and told them how nice he had been to me. After all - it was the least that I could do.

 

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1. myLot reputation of 98/100. SomeCowgirl (14313)   ranked 499 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

Cynthiann! I'll be! Well I am glad you got away with it, but I'd surely have spilled my guts and not been able to fib!


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

I didn't really fib as he was o.k and I just dropped the papers! I was really scared! And just could not afford that kind of money. That would have bought me a turkey and a ham and roasting chicken for Christmas.


myLot reputation of 98/100. SomeCowgirl (14313)   ranked 499 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

Well I am glad you got it straightened out all the same, very sneaky though!

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24262)   ranked 208 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

Oh gosh, I never would have pulled it off in a million years. Good for you! lollollol


myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48709)   ranked 958 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

hi dawnald and I would bet she is good at bargaining at sales too. lol.lol


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

@ dawn: I was so scared. Sorry for all typos but I looked up and my boss was walking towards my office and I quickly pressed 'sent; and closed down.

@ Hatley - Lady I ws so desperate. My heart ws just palpitating so much.

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3. myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48709)   ranked 958 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

hi cynthiann wow you do have a way with getting out of
something, congratulations on not getting a fine. Sugar
and honey always work better than sour and vinegar in
bamboozling a police officer. I bet you are a good
bargainer too. I wish I was, lol I would get the ticket
for sure as my face shows it immediately if I tell a lie
or just stretch the truth a bit.lollolthumbup


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

I didn't really lie as he was o.k. with me. I just laid it on a bit thick.lol I like you expression contrasting sugar wit vinegar. Thant IS good one.

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4. myLot reputation of 96/100. thea09 (5382)   ranked 3 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

Hi Cynthiann, I'm glad your cunning plan worked and you got away without the fine. At the last stop though you were so close to the tax office and your intent to pay so obvious that I'm sure you could have persuaded the nice policeman, if he'd seen the offending paper, to escort you in and ask for urgent attention for you.

4 sets of armed police to cross on one journey is a lot, what is their actual purpose in stopping cars? The local police here do stop cars and check papers but they are looking for illegals usually. When I first moved here I was stopped several times and played the boredom game with them of I can sit here longer than you can stand there pretending not to understand a word of Greek. They know me now and wave me by but I am quite prepared to go into not understanding a word again whenever necessary. It's either that or start driving round with my papers which I never do.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

No, I am not that good at BS'ing but I was desperate. The reason for stopping is two fold. One is that the government is strapped for cash so they have been ordered to stop people for papers etc. The second reason is that they are looking for bribes. We have to carry our papers with us by law. Or else we are fined. And the fines are steep.


myLot reputation of 96/100. thea09 (5382)   ranked 3 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

Sounds like just over our Northern border. The Greek drives up through Albania (is drive the right word I wonder) to Serbia which is a constant stop of policemen expecting bribes or threatening a night in the cells. They have not a jot of interest in the papers, just the cash.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

I believed the government gives them a quota of the amount of money to get in- and when they make the quota they expect to be bribed. Simple as that.

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5. myLot reputation of 91/100. lotterylover (7426)   ranked 756 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

I usually never get away with anything if a policeman is around but my wife seems to be able to most of the time. Once a policeman stopped me because I was coming into town after dark in my truck. They looked all over for something so I figured they were looking for drugs or a animal I might have killed illegally. They were so intent on that that they didn't notice my tags had expired. I didn't know they had either until my wife found out when she went to get new tags and discovered she had never gotten any the year before. It probably was a good thing I didn't know because I would have had guilt written all over my face.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

I like this story as it is funny. Ours also look for drugs so if I give any tourists a lift I always tell them to get rid of anything that may be illegal if they want a ride with me as I do not want to go to prison. Actually, I have stopped giving them a lift because the penalties are too hard.

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6. myLot reputation of 88/100. skysuccess (5593)   ranked 1,193 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

cynthiann,

I'd like to see a better good of you here and your compliments were just timely. I feel that a lot of times public servants are always bearing the brunts when things don't go well and rarely complimented when they have done a good job.

I have always tried to compliment good services and courtesies without fail as they are human after all. Such compliments will just encourage them and make their day as you can see that satisfied looks and brightness on their faces. As for me, I feel happy as they are, too.

Anyway, I am glad things worked out well at your end, escaping a hefty fine as well.thumbup Quite a feat, I must say.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

I am quite amazed at my audacity actually. Yes, I did follow through as it was he least I coukld do for him.

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7. myLot reputation of 94/100. 1hopefulman (3139)   ranked 164 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

Wow! That was close!

You also just scared me as I remenberd receiving some renewal papers some time ago and ran to check the deadline buit it is Dec 9 so I'm still ok. happy


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

Oh get it paid quickly! Don't face what I faced.I was so scared


myLot reputation of 94/100. 1hopefulman (3139)   ranked 164 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

Will do, thanks!

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8. myLot reputation of 97/100. AmbiePam (20750)   ranked 375 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

thumbup Good for you! I can't imagine having to pay that much for forgetting something like that. Yikes!


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

You would have to divide it by 90 to get the US rate. It is a lot of money as we do not earn US dollars. I ws having palpitations when he stopped me.

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. bodhisatya (844)   ranked 764 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

Hehehehehee, you surely can act!!!lol Even the toughest and crudest of criminals need years of practice to master something like that.surrender

Good for you that you got out, but I really can stop the chuckle coming back to me. Incredible incident so well described. It really made me to race down the sentences.

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myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

Not years of practice at all - just desperation! Yes it is funny in retrospect. I can just imagine the raised eyebrows of my children when I tell them the story this evening!lol

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10. myLot reputation of 99/100. bounce58 (8358)   ranked 6 out of 32,944 in life   3 years ago

Haha! Your story goes on like a suspensful drama. Glad you made it out ok without a fine.
I once was stopped for a non-functioning headlight in one of the interstate highways here. I just played dumb. I even helped out the police officer tap out the front of the car because he thought 'it might just be loose'. Of course, I knew all along that the bulb needed to be changed.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (5234)   ranked 55 out of 32,944 in life  3 years ago

So you were crafty too.lol I am glad that you were not fined.thumbup

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