The strangest date I ever had.

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A few years ago, I met a nice man at a church function--it wasn't a church I had ever been to, one of my girlfriends invited me to go with her for a church dinner, and I accepted. Sounds harmless...right? She introduced me to a fellow who seemed very nice--a soon to be retired principal of a nearby school. Later, he asked if he could call me--and my friend thought that was fine, so I said OK. We had several conversations via the phone and they went well, so I agreed to meet him at a local place for coffee one afternoon. About a week later, he wanted to take me to dinner, and it seemed harmless enough--so I went. And it was nice, but he wanted to talk, and he talked a lot! We ordered coffee and a dessert. And while I was enjoying that, he told me he had a confession to make--that whether or not we would have a relationship at all would depend on one thing. (of course, most of us would automatically think it would be about money, right? Nope.) He said that he absolutely could never be with a woman who had an ''innie'' belly button. Not ever. She had to have an ''outie'' belly button. I am sure I picked my chin up off the floor. Seriously? He said very few people in the US have an ''outie'' and there were many people who never washed their belly button, and the belly button is full of germs. How does a person even answer this question? I gave it a minute and then told him that I couldn't fulfill his wishes of an ''outie'' and he needed to look elsewhere. And then the bomb dropped. He said he really liked me a lot, and would I be willing to get my ''innie'' made in to an ''outie'' if he paid for it? Again, chin hitting floor....I told him a big no. I had met him at the restaurant as I had an appointment before dinner, so my car was there (thankful for that!) I wished him well, said thank you for the dinner, and I walked away. Yes, he called a few more times. I did not answer and blocked his number. He seemed so normal...but this was just an over the top fetish thing...I wanted no part of it. I heard he did get married a few months ago. I guess he either found his outie, or financed one. Did you ever have a really weird date? Picture, wiki images