Greg

@xander6464 (45252)

Wapello, Iowa • Age 61

Joined myLot 10 years ago

Greetings, Earthlings and fellow time travelers! Come and enjoy.

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Where do the raccoons go in Winter?

The Horse @TheHorse (228118) • Walnut Creek, California 22h

Late Spring and early Summer are the times when the raccoons invade here. If I leave my sliding glass balcony door open for Kitty, they will come five feet into my house and check on her food supply. I wake up and chase them...

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Greg I don't remember that song. It must have been banned here.

Well dang! A loud explosion rocks Pleasant Hill CA!

The Horse @TheHorse (228118) • Walnut Creek, California 10h

I was in bed just now,,trying to catch my beauty rest. At 10 PM,a loud explosion rocked my apartment. It sounded like it was to the Northeast of me,and felt the pressure wave.A cars alarm went off as sometimes happens during...

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Greg I checked the national news and the local San Francisco news and found nothing. Then I checked FOX News and the mystery was solved. They had a headline that said, "Trump Still President, Liberal Heads Still Exploding All Over California."

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Police in Florida remove two alligators from a swimming pool

George B Vieto @Deepizzaguy (111324) • Lake Charles, Louisiana 19h

Martin County Sheriff's Office (MCSO) deputies Dawn Ferris and Sergeant Crystal Nash along with professional trapper Matt Hines worked together to remove a seven foot alligator from a swimming pool in Jensen Beach Florida on...

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Greg Where's Amos Moses when you need him?

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Brown Bear Has Dental Appointment

RasmaSandra @RasmaSandra (86446) • Daytona Beach, Florida 18h

At the Lake Superior Zoo in Minnesota brown bear had to have a dentist fix his teeth. The bear named Tundra was sedated and fitted with the titanium alloy crown that was made by Creature Crowns of Post Falls, Idaho. It was created...

tundra the bear has his teeth fixed

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Greg That was very cool. No one, even a bear, should have to suffer with a bad tooth.

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After your sixth beer, maybe order a pizza

Judy Evans @JudyEv (357147) • Rockingham, Australia 15h

It’s time for another funny sign and this is one which we saw recently. Vince does almost all our cooking and he is not a big fan of barbecuing saying it’s been the ruination of many a good piece of meat. He will mostly cook...

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Greg It looks accurate to me.

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Suntan Lotion Time

Four Walls @FourWalls (76150) • United States 14h

After a month of moon what else can come but a month of the hot sun!! That’s right, it’s time to slather on the suntan lotion and enjoy a month of songs with sun, sunny sunshine, sunrise, or sunset in the title. Just no sun of a...

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Greg I'm betting on "Red Sails In The Sunset" and "Good Day Sunshine." But I have a problem with "Red Sails." They want to know if I think you'll use Bing Crosby's version or The Beatles'. I know you very well but I'm still stumped.

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Suntan Lotion Time

Four Walls @FourWalls (76150) • United States 14h

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Greg When I saw this on Broadway, I had to demand a refund because no one warned me it was a musical. Then, the same thing happened when I saw the movie.

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President Trump Gets It Done

clrumfelt @clrumfelt (5550) • Tennessee Ridge, Tennessee 26 Jun

I read with amusement an article in Politico describing President Trump at the NATO Summit. The NATO Secretary General, Mark Rutte, called Trump "Daddy" at a press conference. Trump continued to embrace that roll, describing...

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Greg IJBOL! I will say one thing for Tiny Hands, he is the most openly Gay "leader" America hs ever had. It was very amusing seeing him called Daddy during Pride Month. Be that as it may, the first few lines of his obituary are still going to read, "He was the...

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Trump is Ending Wars All Around the World

LooeyVille @LooeyVille (66) • United States 28 Jun

In the latest in a series of US-brokered Peace deals, Rwanda and the Congo, who have had bloody conflicts forever, just signed a Peace deal initiated by Trump. But wait, Orange Man is bad, right? He hates Black people, right?...

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Greg Trump said that Kamala would have us in a war in the Middle East in 6 months. He did it in 5. That bombing mission was a huge failure. Everyone but the Orange Cult knows that. He has never negotiated a peace deal in his life.

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Pakistan nominates Dinald Trump for Nobel Peace Prize

Emmanuel Adelakun @ogbenishyna44 (397) 23 Jun

Pakistanis are happy with president Donald Trump especially with the way he brokered peace between India and Pakistan recently, helping them to end a war that could have degenerated into a bigger issue. Do you think President...

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Greg The only prize he deserves is a prison cell.

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Say 'Sure' but do what You Want

kay lar @jaylar (1641) • Kingston, Jamaica 26 Jun

I was about ten when I got the 'trick'. Parents tell me to do something, I say, "Sure" but do what I want. In this way I avoided a lot of drama. It went on for years until my mother overheard me telling my cousin, {who had...

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Greg They are playing him like a piano and he thinks he's leading the band.

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Who broke the ceasefire agreement?

Emmanuel Adelakun @ogbenishyna44 (397) 25 Jun

I was quite happy when president Trump announced that Iran and Israel had agreed to a ceasefire to stop the ongoing war temporarily. Both countries are now accusing each other of breaking the agreement and president Trump is angry...

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Greg I hope Trump's anger and frustration cause him to have a stroke.

27 Jun

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I Hate Commercials.

celticeagle @celticeagle (176427) • Boise, Idaho 25 Jun

I watch a lot of television and really dislike commercials. They invariably come right when a pivotal scene begins and it is very irritating. I usually mute them and like YT because they let you move on and not be interrupted for...

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Greg Most commercials annoy me, but like you, I try to enjoy the good ones.

25 Jun

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Some people think it's fine to leave a baby or small child in a locked, hot car?

Marie Coyle @MarieCoyle (45634) 25 Jun

These officers were spot on and broke the window to get the baby out of the hot car in time, thank God! Details about the parents aren't really given, but who does this? Do these people not know the consequences of this? Every...

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Greg Some people are very hard to understand.

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E. Jean Carroll's Looking Good

celticeagle @celticeagle (176427) • Boise, Idaho 19 Jun

I like her new hairdo. She looks much younger. Also has a new book out. She's talking about how dumb Trump is and whether she will file another defamation suite on the creep or not. He thinks a pic of her was his ex-wife. He...

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Greg I am really pulling for her.

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Trump Didn't Order the Parade

Jim Bauer @porwest (102178) • United States 16 Jun

Ah. Facts. How they tend to always get in the way of narratives, and once again, I ask, where the hell is the media to report this stuff accurately and factually? But of course, you can't tell stories you want to if facts...

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Greg That's your excuse for that embarrassing failure? If Sleepy Joe did approve it, then he gets the credit for the protests, too, which were a massive success. It doesn't matter who approved it. Trump ran it, and that's why it failed. I did love the way he...

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Sometimes You Just Can't Spin the Truth

Jim Bauer @porwest (102178) • United States 11 Jun

We're talking about CNN, here, and that's saying something. The lowest rated, least trusted, most negative network against Trump since his first term in office has had to interrupt its live broadcast to provide a breaking update...

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Greg Did you see him at the parade today? He looks like he's about to put his other foot in the grave to keep the first one company.

14 Jun

Disoriented Day. Have you ever had one?

The Horse @TheHorse (228118) • Walnut Creek, California 7 Jun

I had one of those days today when I was just out if synch. Have you ever had one of those? I left my $4,000 Collings guitar in the back of my truck last night and today. Can you guess what happened? Right. Absolutely nothing. The...

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Greg I'm 31. Every day is overwhelming, off, and disorientating at this age.

13 Jun

Is Trump's stumbling on Air Force One a Show off or sign of old age?

Emmanuel Adelakun @ogbenishyna44 (397) 10 Jun

Donald Trump slumps slightly on his way to enter Air Force One and the internet has been set ablaze. Some people argue that the president was only trying to show off or make a movie out of it, others believe that he should slow...

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Greg I think he's very clearly senile and it's affecting his motor skills. I hope his next fall is fatal.

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Sometimes You Just Can't Spin the Truth

Jim Bauer @porwest (102178) • United States 11 Jun

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Greg I hope you enjoyed that brief vacation from reality because things have normalized since you wrote this. Donald Trump's approval rating is underwater on every issue Story by Martha McHardy • 17h • 4 min...

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